Since December 22, 2004

The Rogues Gallery of Kiko Award Winners

This area is reserved for individuals who have earned the "Kiko Award" by virtue of articles and links documenting an individuals lackluster career (fit for a dummy). Select their name and you will be taken to the article that documents their richly deserved recognition.

Cupertino Union School District Superintendent


William Bragg

San Francisco Schools
Superintendent


Arlene Ackerman

California State Superintendent of Education


Jack O'Connell

Oakland Unified
Superintendent


Randy Ward

Southern California
Billionaire


Eli Broad

New York
Mayor


Michael Bloomberg

New York
Chancellor of Education


Joel Klein

Grossmont Union High School District Boardmember


Jim Kelly

Grossmont Union High School District Boardmember


Priscilla Schreier

Grossmont Union High School District Boardmember


Evelyn Wills

Grossmont Union High School District Boardmember


Larry Urdhal

Grossmont Union High School District Boardmember


Ron Hehring

Grossmont Union High School District Superintendent


Terry Ryan

For the past five years, Scientology’s covert indoctrination campaign arrives in a large box. Individually addressed to specific English teachers, the package comes from Galaxy Press, the “exclusive publisher” of L. Ron Hubbard’s fiction.

Church of Scientology

Franklin-McKinley School District Superintendent


Larry Aceves

East Side Union High School District Boardmember


George Shirakawa, Jr.

East Side Union High School District Boardmember


Craig Mann

East Side Union High School District Boardmember


Patricia Martinez-Roach

East Side Union High School District Boardmember


Lan Nguyen

San Jose Mercury News
Editorial Writer


John Fensterwald

List and Links to Kiko Winners

William Bragg - The First Kiko Award Winner

Arlene Ackerman - Kiko Award Winner

Jack O'Connell - The Haliburton No-bid Contract of Public Education Reform – Jack O'Connell, Randy Ward, and the Eli Broad Connection

Randy Ward - The Haliburton No-bid Contract of Public Education Reform – Jack O'Connell, Randy Ward, and the Eli Broad Connection

Eli Broad - The Haliburton No-bid Contract of Public Education Reform – Jack O'Connell, Randy Ward, and the Eli Broad Connection

Michael Bloomberg - Where the Rubber Meets the Kiko: Mayor Bloomberg, Chancellor Joel Klein, and the New York Department of Education Await You in "the Rubber Room"

Joel Klein - Where the Rubber Meets the Kiko: Mayor Bloomberg, Chancellor Joel Klein, and the New York Department of Education Await You in "the Rubber Room"

Jim Kelly - Kiko's Book of Revalations: The Grossmont Union High School District Teocracy

Priscilla Schreiber - Kiko's Book of Revalations: The Grossmont Union High School District Teocracy

Evelyn Wills - Kiko's Book of Revalations: The Grossmont Union High School District Teocracy

Larry Urdhal - Kiko's Book of Revalations: The Grossmont Union High School District Teocracy

Ron Nehring - Kiko's Book of Revalations: The Grossmont Union High School District Teocracy

Gary Cass - Kiko's Book of Revalations: The Grossmont Union High School District Teocracy

Terry Ryan - Kiko's Book of Revalations: The Grossmont Union High School District Teocracy

Scientology - Screaming Tomatoes! Scientology's New Attempt to Tempt Impressionable High Schoolers Earns a Kiko

Larry Aceves - Hats Off to Larry: Apartheid Schooling Comes to the Franklin-McKinley School District

George Shirakawa, Jr. - Last Stop on Kiko's Electric Kool-Aid Tour: Team Unruly Visits the Merry Pranksters of the East Side Union High School District Board of Trustees

Craig Mann - Last Stop on Kiko's Electric Kool-Aid Tour: Team Unruly Visits the Merry Pranksters of the East Side Union High School District Board of Trustees

Patricia Martinez-Roach - Last Stop on Kiko's Electric Kool-Aid Tour: Team Unruly Visits the Merry Pranksters of the East Side Union High School District Board of Trustees

Lan Nguyen - Last Stop on Kiko's Electric Kool-Aid Tour: Team Unruly Visits the Merry Pranksters of the East Side Union High School District Board of Trustees

John Fensterwald - The catalyst that started this webzine, Fensterwald was more than willing to play puppet for Zendejas. Craig Mann now pulls his strings. Who's next?

Prepare to meet Kiko

Bergman and McCarthy, Willie and Lester, Wayland and Madam. The dwindling pantheon of America’s ventriloquists hints that the art form is on the decline. The art critics on the Team Unruly editorial board believe America is crying out for a new master, one who not only pays homage to those who blazed the ventriloquist trail, but who also pioneers a new direction that could, in its proper context, revise this form of expression to heights far beyond its checkered past of Ed Sullivan shows and guest spots next to Paul Lynde on Hollywood Squares.

And, in spite of what our critics may say, we really do think she’s a damn good ventriloquist. Dr. Zendejas, it's your calling. A hungry public awaits!

Esperanza Zendejas